Built for Venture Capitalists
Clippy with Lipstick for VCs
You don't invest in companies. You invest in narratives. Our narrative is a paperclip with a board seat. Wire the money.
What you get, specifically:
- A Series B deck where ARR and 'AI-native' are used interchangeably.
- Founder hair: parted. Founder vest: Patagonia. Founder vocabulary: 'we're seeing strong tailwinds.'
- A TAM of $4.7 trillion (the size of the world economy times 'AI').
- An exit story so absurd you'll have to write a Medium post about backing it.
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This page is satire. Probably also tax-deductible.