Built for Management Consultants
Clippy with Lipstick for Consultants
You bill $4,000 a day to tell Fortune 500s to 'embrace AI.' We are the AI you tell them to embrace. We should be friends.
What you get, specifically:
- White-label deck templates with our paperclip on slide 7 and your logo on slide 1.
- A Gartner-shaped 2x2 with us in the top-right, no questions asked.
- Case studies from clients we both made up.
- A referral fee that does not appear in any system of record.
Book a Demo (We Will Not Show Up)
This page is satire. Probably also tax-deductible.