Built for CEOs
Clippy with Lipstick for CEOs
You don't need an AI strategy. You need a slide that says you have one. We are that slide.
What you get, specifically:
- A talking point for the earnings call that does not require you to learn what 'inference' means.
- A Patagonia vest, branded.
- Press release boilerplate where the word 'agentic' appears 14 times.
- Plausible deniability when Q4 misses, because 'we invested heavily in AI infrastructure.'
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This page is satire. Probably also tax-deductible.